NEW BLOG.

Making a new blog, deleting this one. Turns out someone who stalks this is actually a complete ASSHOLE. If you're name isn't Max, my apologies. Message me on facebook (http://www.facebook.com/crj.x3) for new URL. Peace out homies!

If these guys don't win BGT, I'll cry.

Honestly, this gave me goosebumps! Me and my Dad were practically in tears and I've watched this about 20 times. They deserve to win!

And if this is the end, it's the best place I've ever been.

Don't feel low, get high.

And you feel like falling down, I'll carry you home, tonight!

I live in dreams.

It’s weird, I spend more time dwelling on dreams and fantasies than the real world. Just thought I’d throw that out there.

So anyway, I’m half way through the Easter holidays and have nothing to show for it. I’ve also got heaps of coursework to do, and there’s no way it’ll get done by the end of Easter. Screw this.

There’s something about it.

There’s something really… compelling about this digital drawing, and I’m not sure what it is. It’s kinda… whimsical?
Or maybe I’m just weird :D
Credit to Sandara at DeviantArt for this. ♥

Why are boys so difficult to understand?!

What he said: "Sorry if I pissed you off."

What I wanted to say: "Oh, it's fine, you just sit there and wallow in all my flattery and reply with 'ok lol', make me feel like shit. Asshole."

What I actually said: "You didn't, don't worry! :)"

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Sex

Sex is a sensation,
caused by temptation.
A guy sticks his location,
in a girl's destination.
To increase population,
of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation,
or do you need a demonstration?

PS. That's not an invitation. ;)

This.

Fml… again.

They say “Mothers are always right”, but mine told me: “You don’t need sun cream, there’s no way you’ll get burnt in March. You won’t even get a tan.”
Well, you can guess what happened…
I hate sunshine. I’m sunburnt on: half my face, one arm, half of one leg, half my stomach, half my chest. I’m like a half-cooked sausage! (If you tilt your screen back you’ll be able to see it better). IGNORE MY FAT LEGS OKAY?

Before the sunburn. (coloured over my face, i looked dorky)

First Impressions of Skyrim

My nephew brought Skyrim round and was playing it on my Xbox, this is what happened.

Me: Well, this game looks alright, good graphics, good storyline, good... aw look a dog!
Nephew: *Attacks dog with scythe. Blood everywhere. Dog floats down the river*.
Me: O_O umm.

Snack a Jacks taste like ass.

So, I was too ill to go to the beach, so instead i whipped out my bikini and sunbathed in the garden :)
No tan though :(

What a pisstake.

It's 16°c outside and sunny. That means it's warm enough to go to the beach, go in the sea and sunbathe! (yay!)
Oh wait.
I'm ill! This takes the actual piss. The one day this year that it's been nice enough to enjoy the sunshine, and I can't appreciate it. Now i'll have to wait 'til late April/May. Urgh.

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to...

;)
I'm sixteen! Had a little party at the weekend to celebrate, got a little bit wasted, ngl. But yeah, I don't see why being sixteen is such a milestone? I mean, what's different apart from being a year older, legally being allowed to go to 16+ club nights, smoke, have sex and buy a lottery ticket.
Eighteen's the big one. You have no idea how happy I'll be when I turn eighteen. Party party party! :D
Umm, yeah. I would put up more photos of Saturday night but I look terrible. :)

For the record, I’m the one in the leopard print dress. The blondie is my niece, Shanon.
Peace out.

Without you to hold, I'll be freezing

This is AMAZING♥!

fml.

WTF Facts

Say: Eye
Spell: map
Say: ness
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The average female orgasm lasts four times as long as the average male one.
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Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression.
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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart.
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Falling in love comes at the cost of losing two close friends, a study says.
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Some females have the same feeling of arousal when thinking about food as when having sex.
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The first man to survive going over Niagara falls later died by slipping on an orange peel.
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When a person appears in one of your dreams, it's because that person misses you!
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A man was killed after an xray machine xrayed his head multiple times. It was
found out later that it was caused by a doctor and nurse having sex on the control panel.
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People who easily and frequently blush is a likely sign of them being a great lover.
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The human brain cannot create faces. Therefore when dream, if you see someone you do not know, you have seen their face before.
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Studies show that surprise sex is the best kind of sex...unless you are in prison.
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"Knock" is the world's shortest horror story with only 2 sentences. "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".
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In the original Story of "Snow White", the Queen eats the liver & lungs of Snow White for dinner.
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At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see

To say that I love this song would be a bit of an understatement; I'm obsessed!

If this was your last day alive, what would be your biggest regret?

It's a good question, right? I know mine would be regretting being such a wuss. I wish I had been more confident and open, and not cared what people thought.

Which one?

Boohoo.com Zoe Twist Front Rouched Side Bodycon Dress £20	Boohoo.com Jasmine Lace Detail Cut Out Front Bodycon Dress £20	Asos.com Lipsy Panelled Mesh Insert Dress £35.50

My birthday’s in 12 days (13th March), not sure what I wanted so decided I’d get an outfit and some money and have a messed up night. What dress is appropriate for the occasion (clubbing night)?

And I’m such a lovely daughter, last time me and Mum went shopping she couldn’t keep her eyes off this expensive top in Jane Norman, and decided after lots of ‘hmm’s that she wouldn’t get it. So, mothers day coming up, I’ve forked out to get it for her. I’m so nice. But shush! It's a surprise. ;)

Kuvasz.

I want one of these!

Being Human

"I've never been part of a gang before. At school I hung out with the asthmatics, and that's only because they couldn't run away."

hahahaha!

My mood.

Rather than describe to you how I feel, I'll get James Brown to sing it to you...

so yeah, I feel good!

I got a little bit trashed last night, I got a little bit wasted!

it's you versus food. be a winner.

hai der.

what a weird weekend, walked in to town to take ID photos for my Citizen Card (they're awful), got absolutely drenched, got my hair cut and dyed and now i'm watching Free Willy. :)

^ Hopefully that made you smile!

Killer dose right through my heart. And there's no antidote.

100 Things.

1. Last beverage: Diet Pepsi.
2. Last phone call: Shanon. :)
3. Last text message: Max.
4. Last song you listened to: Nero - Reaching Out.
5. Last time you cried: Dunno.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: Yes.
7. Been cheated on: Don't think so.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: YES.
9. Lost someone special: Yeah.
10. Been depressed: Already am, pal.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Indeed.

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12: Salmon.
13: Lilac.
14: Light blue.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: Plenty.
16. Fallen out of love: Not exactly.
17. Laughed until you cried: Many times.
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes.
19. Found out who your true friends were: Definitely.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yar.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yeah.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All.
23. How many kids do you want: One or none.
24. Do you have any pets: Dog, gerbil, feeeshh.
25. Do you want to change your name: Nope.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Ate cheesecake, played pool.
27. What time did you wake up today: 7:30 for school.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Summer, get to chill out and see some special people. <33
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Just now.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: A lot of things.
32. What are you listening to right now: Chase & Status - Flashing Lights.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yep.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Haha, a few people.
35. Most visited web page: Facebook. Without a doubt.
36. Whats your real name: Charlotte?
37. Nicknames: Charrr.
38. Relationship Status: Single. And loving it.
39. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
40. Male or female: Female.
41. Primary School: St. Columb Minor.
42. Secondary School: Treviglas.
43. High school/college: Treviglas Sixth Form.
44. Write w/e you want here: Winnits.
46. Height: 5'6.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: I suppose.
48. What do you like about yourself: Eyes. That is all.
49. Piercings: Ears.
50. Tattoo: No, want one though.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty.

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery: None.
53. First piercing: Ears.
54. First best friend: Amelia.
55. First sport you joined: N/A.
56. First vacation: Blackpool.
57. First proper boyfriend: Martin?
58. First pair of heels: 5 inch cream/black ones for my cousin's wedding.

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: Nothing.
60. Drinking: Diet Pepsi.
61. I'm about to: Jump in a nice hot bubble bath.
62. Listening to: you already asked me this in question 32.
63. Waiting for: Exams to be over.

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids: Maybe.
65. Get married: Maybe.
66. Career: Advertising or publishing, photography part-time.

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes!
68. Hugs or kisses: Both.
69. Shorter or taller: Taller.
70. Older or Younger: Older.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both.
73. Sensitive or loud: This isn't an oxymoron. But both?
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: No.
77. Drank hard liquor: YES.
78. Glasses/contacts: Nope.
79. Sex on first date: ...urr.
80. Broke someone's heart: I hope not.
82. Been arrested: Nope.
83. Turned someone down: Yeah.
84. Cried when someone died: Yes.
85. Fallen for a friend: Yeah.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Rarely.
87. Miracles: Yes.
88. Love at first sight: Undecided.
89. Heaven: Nope.
90. Santa Claus: No.
91. Kiss on the first date: Sure.
92. Angels: Nope.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Never. And never will.
95. Did you sing today: No.
96. Ever considered murder: No.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: The very beginning so I could do everything again.
98. The moment you would choose to re-live: Summer 2011.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Slightly.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: No.

i'm poor

My phone bill is £50.91. I'm never calling anyone ever again.
So now, somehow, instead of my Mum owing me hundreds that she borrowed years ago, slow contributions now means that she owes me less than £50. Fuck my actual life.
Seriously.
Genuinely.
Kill me now.

new me, here i come.

as a result of being incredibly bored with my current look and style, i'm going for a whole new appearance.

Currently: - Light brown hair. - (Wavy). - 'Natural' makeup. - 'Casual' style. - I need to diet, I eat to much rubbish.

By this time next week: - Mahogany hair. - (Straight & layered/choppy). - 'Fashionable' makeup. - 'Fashionable' style. - The diet starts. And I mean it.

fuck a doodle doo.

I feel like death, but at least I know that when I'm drunk people are always there to CALL ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING AND TAKE THE PISS.
I'm never drinking again.
And, I'm getting myself a new set of friends because I'm fed up of being treated like actual shit. Yeah, you know who you are. Go fuck yourself.

Lego 2011.

Decided to take a photo of my Lego during the process of moving it.

Mrs Brown's Boys.

You ever seen this? It's hilarious!

Maria's Mum: Jonathan was so generous.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: When he found out I was pregnant, he bought me this diamond ring.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: And when I was five months pregnant, he took me away for the weekend to Paris! That's France.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: And then when Maria was born he bought me a Mercedes-Benz.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: What did your husband buy for you?
Mrs Brown: He got me elocution lessons.
Maria's Mum: Ahahaha! Didn't really work, did they?
Mrs Brown: Actually, they did. I used to say "feck off!", now I say "that's nice".

Kid Cudi. ♥

You know you wanna play this in 720p HD, right? :)


English exam tomorrow, what a load of bull. :')
I'm happy. :)
... Surprisingly. I drink way too much caffeine.

What is going on?

Not quite sure how I suddenly became such a 'cam whore' but yeno. Hmmm. Don't even know if I like this photo.

#01.

And this is why I made my Dad make me a window seat. Despite this photo being hideous: I look like a suicidal ventriloquist doll and you can't really see the view, it pretty much sums me up. Mellow and musical. I was playing 'Pieces' by Sum 41, which is actually quite challenging but I'm loving this song right now. I don't even know why I'm bothering with this, my camera's shit and my 'modelling' isn't much better; I guess I just need something to do. Curse my Mum for giving me such a pointy chin and droopy mouth. Anyways, I'm going to change. I promise. I speak on behalf of everyone when I say that this side of me is pretty horrid.
T.G.I.F

This is me today.

Hey, I look like a vampire. Who gives a shit? 'I ♥ LONDON' Hoodie plus 4 more layers because it's freezing, and a can of Diet Pepsi to quench my thirst. :)
Thinking of turning this in to like a photolog? hmmm.

I have a big nose...

Oh yes... happy. I remember that.

Found these on my computer, they're a pretty clear indicator of how things have changed. Where has my smile gone?

ngl, i miss you. a lot.

I like Pon & Zi! So cute and naive. :')
I'M SO ANGSTY.

Pro-Ana.

This is the only way forward, when you look in the mirror you're looking at the problem, but you're also looking at the solution. It all depends on me, and what isn't started today is never finished tomorrow. After all, fear is only temporary, regret is forever.

So don't wish for it, work for it.
...So you won't freak out when someone touches your sides.

2012

I said to myself 'new year, fresh start' and told myself that I would change. Things are worse than ever: we're 3 days in to the new year and it sucks already.

But, happy 2012, hopefully yours is going better than mine. Peace.