You ever seen this? It's hilarious!
Maria's Mum: Jonathan was so generous.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: When he found out I was pregnant, he bought me this diamond ring.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: And when I was five months pregnant, he took me away for the weekend to Paris! That's France.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: And then when Maria was born he bought me a Mercedes-Benz.
Mrs Brown: That's nice.
Maria's Mum: What did your husband buy for you?
Mrs Brown: He got me elocution lessons.
Maria's Mum: Ahahaha! Didn't really work, did they?
Mrs Brown: Actually, they did. I used to say "feck off!", now I say "that's nice".
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