Fml… again.

They say “Mothers are always right”, but mine told me: “You don’t need sun cream, there’s no way you’ll get burnt in March. You won’t even get a tan.”
Well, you can guess what happened…
I hate sunshine. I’m sunburnt on: half my face, one arm, half of one leg, half my stomach, half my chest. I’m like a half-cooked sausage! (If you tilt your screen back you’ll be able to see it better). IGNORE MY FAT LEGS OKAY?

Before the sunburn. (coloured over my face, i looked dorky)