There’s something about it.

There’s something really… compelling about this digital drawing, and I’m not sure what it is. It’s kinda… whimsical?
Or maybe I’m just weird :D
Credit to Sandara at DeviantArt for this. ♥

Why are boys so difficult to understand?!

What he said: "Sorry if I pissed you off."

What I wanted to say: "Oh, it's fine, you just sit there and wallow in all my flattery and reply with 'ok lol', make me feel like shit. Asshole."

What I actually said: "You didn't, don't worry! :)"

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Sex

Sex is a sensation,
caused by temptation.
A guy sticks his location,
in a girl's destination.
To increase population,
of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation,
or do you need a demonstration?

PS. That's not an invitation. ;)

This.

Fml… again.

They say “Mothers are always right”, but mine told me: “You don’t need sun cream, there’s no way you’ll get burnt in March. You won’t even get a tan.”
Well, you can guess what happened…
I hate sunshine. I’m sunburnt on: half my face, one arm, half of one leg, half my stomach, half my chest. I’m like a half-cooked sausage! (If you tilt your screen back you’ll be able to see it better). IGNORE MY FAT LEGS OKAY?

Before the sunburn. (coloured over my face, i looked dorky)

First Impressions of Skyrim

My nephew brought Skyrim round and was playing it on my Xbox, this is what happened.

Me: Well, this game looks alright, good graphics, good storyline, good... aw look a dog!
Nephew: *Attacks dog with scythe. Blood everywhere. Dog floats down the river*.
Me: O_O umm.

Snack a Jacks taste like ass.

So, I was too ill to go to the beach, so instead i whipped out my bikini and sunbathed in the garden :)
No tan though :(

What a pisstake.

It's 16°c outside and sunny. That means it's warm enough to go to the beach, go in the sea and sunbathe! (yay!)
Oh wait.
I'm ill! This takes the actual piss. The one day this year that it's been nice enough to enjoy the sunshine, and I can't appreciate it. Now i'll have to wait 'til late April/May. Urgh.

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to...

;)
I'm sixteen! Had a little party at the weekend to celebrate, got a little bit wasted, ngl. But yeah, I don't see why being sixteen is such a milestone? I mean, what's different apart from being a year older, legally being allowed to go to 16+ club nights, smoke, have sex and buy a lottery ticket.
Eighteen's the big one. You have no idea how happy I'll be when I turn eighteen. Party party party! :D
Umm, yeah. I would put up more photos of Saturday night but I look terrible. :)

For the record, I’m the one in the leopard print dress. The blondie is my niece, Shanon.
Peace out.

Without you to hold, I'll be freezing

This is AMAZING♥!

fml.

WTF Facts

Say: Eye
Spell: map
Say: ness
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The average female orgasm lasts four times as long as the average male one.
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Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression.
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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart.
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Falling in love comes at the cost of losing two close friends, a study says.
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Some females have the same feeling of arousal when thinking about food as when having sex.
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The first man to survive going over Niagara falls later died by slipping on an orange peel.
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When a person appears in one of your dreams, it's because that person misses you!
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A man was killed after an xray machine xrayed his head multiple times. It was
found out later that it was caused by a doctor and nurse having sex on the control panel.
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People who easily and frequently blush is a likely sign of them being a great lover.
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The human brain cannot create faces. Therefore when dream, if you see someone you do not know, you have seen their face before.
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Studies show that surprise sex is the best kind of sex...unless you are in prison.
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"Knock" is the world's shortest horror story with only 2 sentences. "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".
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In the original Story of "Snow White", the Queen eats the liver & lungs of Snow White for dinner.
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At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see

To say that I love this song would be a bit of an understatement; I'm obsessed!

If this was your last day alive, what would be your biggest regret?

It's a good question, right? I know mine would be regretting being such a wuss. I wish I had been more confident and open, and not cared what people thought.

Which one?

Boohoo.com Zoe Twist Front Rouched Side Bodycon Dress £20	Boohoo.com Jasmine Lace Detail Cut Out Front Bodycon Dress £20	Asos.com Lipsy Panelled Mesh Insert Dress £35.50

My birthday’s in 12 days (13th March), not sure what I wanted so decided I’d get an outfit and some money and have a messed up night. What dress is appropriate for the occasion (clubbing night)?

And I’m such a lovely daughter, last time me and Mum went shopping she couldn’t keep her eyes off this expensive top in Jane Norman, and decided after lots of ‘hmm’s that she wouldn’t get it. So, mothers day coming up, I’ve forked out to get it for her. I’m so nice. But shush! It's a surprise. ;)