Will: "Oh no, I don't smoke, because what's that thing you get when you smoke?"
Neil: "Sex?"
Will: "No Neil, cancer."
Will: "Call the ambulance and tell them I'm in a bubble and everything is very flat."
Will: "You're going away with a facebook stalker? Where's he taking you, a ditch off the A30?"
Neil: "Let's go back in the living room?"
Will: "How's that going to help?"
Neil: "I just farted in here."
Will: "You're like a plague of toast-eating locusts!"
Simon's Dad: "Her knickers were about as wet as a horse in the Sahara."
Neil: "It's alright Si, we can rescue it in the morning when the tide's out."
Simon: "It's a lake Neil, the tide doesn't go out!"
Jay's Dad: "Well he's a total bullshitter then, 'cause the only pussy he's ever touched was his mums when he fell out of it."
Jay: "Where've you been, wanking over your mum's bras?"
Will: "Well seeing as she's my mum, probably not."
Jay: "Well can I have them then?"
No comments:
Post a Comment