Will: "Oh no, I don't smoke, because what's that thing you get when you smoke?"
Neil: "Sex?"
Will: "No Neil, cancer."
Will: "Call the ambulance and tell them I'm in a bubble and everything is very flat."
Will: "You're going away with a facebook stalker? Where's he taking you, a ditch off the A30?"
Neil: "Let's go back in the living room?"
Will: "How's that going to help?"
Neil: "I just farted in here."
Will: "You're like a plague of toast-eating locusts!"
Simon's Dad: "Her knickers were about as wet as a horse in the Sahara."
Neil: "It's alright Si, we can rescue it in the morning when the tide's out."
Simon: "It's a lake Neil, the tide doesn't go out!"
Jay's Dad: "Well he's a total bullshitter then, 'cause the only pussy he's ever touched was his mums when he fell out of it."
Jay: "Where've you been, wanking over your mum's bras?"
Will: "Well seeing as she's my mum, probably not."
Jay: "Well can I have them then?"
Saturday, 24 December 2011
Friday, 23 December 2011
When boredom kicks in...
Today, it was raining and there was absolutely nothing to do, so I thought to myself: "I know, I'm going to learn all the lyrics for Ed Sheeran's 'You Need Me, I Don't Need You' off by heart, 'cause I'm pro".
And I did it! But now my Mum thinks I'm mental and I'm out of breath. I'm going to type up the words from memory (the following is not copied and pasted, I promise!)
Now I'm in town, break it down, thinking of making a new sound,
playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd,
that's you now, ciao, seems that life is great now,
see me lose focus as I sing to you loud.
I can't no I won't hush, I say the words that make you blush,
I'm gonna sing this now (ow ow).
See I'm true, my songs are where my heart is,
I'm like glue, I stick to other artists,
I'm not you, now that would be disastrous,
let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures.
See I'm real, I do it all it's all me,
I'm not fake, don't ever call me lazy,
I won't stay put give me the chance to be free,
Suffolk sadly seems to sort of suffocate me.
[Chorus]
I sing I write my own tune and I write my own verse, hell,
don't need another wordsmith to make my tune sell,
call yourself a singer-writer you're just bluffing,
name's on the credits and you didn't write nothing.
I sing fast, I know that all my shit's cool,
I will blast and I didn't go to Brit School,
I came past with the way I act, right,
I can't last if I'm smoking on a crack pipe.
And I won't be a product of my genre,
my mind will always be stronger, than my songs are,
never believe the bullshit that fake guys feed to ya,
always read the stories that you hear on Wikipedia.
And musically I'm demonstrating,
when I perform live feels like I am meditating,
Times at the Enterprise when some fella filmed me,
young singer-writer like a Gabrielle Climi.
[Chorus]
'Cause with the lyrics I'll be aiming it right,
I won't stop 'til my name's in lights, at stadium heights,
with Damien Rice, on red carpets,
now I'm on Arabian Nights,
because I'm young I know my brother's gonna give me advice.
Long-nighter, short height and I'm going hyper,
never be anything but a singer song writer,
yeah the game's over but now i'm on a new level,
watch how I step on the track without a loop pedal.
People think that I'm bound to blow up,
I've been around about a thousand shows,
but I haven't got a house plus I live on the couch,
so you believe the lyrics when I'm singing them out.
From day one I've been prepared, with V05 wax for my ginger hair,
so now I'm, back to the sofa giving a dose of what the future holds,
because it's another day,
plus I keep my last name forever, keep this genre pretty basic,
gonna be breaking into other people's tunes when I chase it,
and replace it with the elephant in the room with a facelift,
into another rapper's shoes using new laces.
I'm selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the papers,
selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the majors,
Nationwide tour with Just Jack, still had to get the bus back,
clean-cut kid without a razor for the moustache,
I hit back, when the pen hurts me,
I'm still a choir boy in a Fenchurch tee,
I'm the same as a year ago, but more people hear me though,
according the Myspace and YouTube videos.
I'm always doing shows, if I'm not I'm in the studio,
truly broke, never growing up, call me Rufio,
melody music maker, reading all the papers,
they say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator.
And I did it! But now my Mum thinks I'm mental and I'm out of breath. I'm going to type up the words from memory (the following is not copied and pasted, I promise!)
Now I'm in town, break it down, thinking of making a new sound,
playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd,
that's you now, ciao, seems that life is great now,
see me lose focus as I sing to you loud.
I can't no I won't hush, I say the words that make you blush,
I'm gonna sing this now (ow ow).
See I'm true, my songs are where my heart is,
I'm like glue, I stick to other artists,
I'm not you, now that would be disastrous,
let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures.
See I'm real, I do it all it's all me,
I'm not fake, don't ever call me lazy,
I won't stay put give me the chance to be free,
Suffolk sadly seems to sort of suffocate me.
[Chorus]
I sing I write my own tune and I write my own verse, hell,
don't need another wordsmith to make my tune sell,
call yourself a singer-writer you're just bluffing,
name's on the credits and you didn't write nothing.
I sing fast, I know that all my shit's cool,
I will blast and I didn't go to Brit School,
I came past with the way I act, right,
I can't last if I'm smoking on a crack pipe.
And I won't be a product of my genre,
my mind will always be stronger, than my songs are,
never believe the bullshit that fake guys feed to ya,
always read the stories that you hear on Wikipedia.
And musically I'm demonstrating,
when I perform live feels like I am meditating,
Times at the Enterprise when some fella filmed me,
young singer-writer like a Gabrielle Climi.
[Chorus]
'Cause with the lyrics I'll be aiming it right,
I won't stop 'til my name's in lights, at stadium heights,
with Damien Rice, on red carpets,
now I'm on Arabian Nights,
because I'm young I know my brother's gonna give me advice.
Long-nighter, short height and I'm going hyper,
never be anything but a singer song writer,
yeah the game's over but now i'm on a new level,
watch how I step on the track without a loop pedal.
People think that I'm bound to blow up,
I've been around about a thousand shows,
but I haven't got a house plus I live on the couch,
so you believe the lyrics when I'm singing them out.
From day one I've been prepared, with V05 wax for my ginger hair,
so now I'm, back to the sofa giving a dose of what the future holds,
because it's another day,
plus I keep my last name forever, keep this genre pretty basic,
gonna be breaking into other people's tunes when I chase it,
and replace it with the elephant in the room with a facelift,
into another rapper's shoes using new laces.
I'm selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the papers,
selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the majors,
Nationwide tour with Just Jack, still had to get the bus back,
clean-cut kid without a razor for the moustache,
I hit back, when the pen hurts me,
I'm still a choir boy in a Fenchurch tee,
I'm the same as a year ago, but more people hear me though,
according the Myspace and YouTube videos.
I'm always doing shows, if I'm not I'm in the studio,
truly broke, never growing up, call me Rufio,
melody music maker, reading all the papers,
they say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator.
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
I've been doing some serious thinking and...
...some people are assholes.
It's taken me this long to work out that a majority of people in life aren't even worth shitting on; it's funny when you look at people and remember the past-the time and money you've pretty much wasted on total shit'eads.
There's still people I can rely on though! Max, Dave, Dan, Matt, Charlie, Brandon, Briony and Amelia to name a few.
But, a word of wisdom; it may feel like your life is ruined and that things are never going to get better, and if you decide to continue to let it eat away at your confidence and happiness then it won't. But you've got to rise above it, things will only improve if you put everything behind you and move forward. Hang in there!
It's taken me this long to work out that a majority of people in life aren't even worth shitting on; it's funny when you look at people and remember the past-the time and money you've pretty much wasted on total shit'eads.
There's still people I can rely on though! Max, Dave, Dan, Matt, Charlie, Brandon, Briony and Amelia to name a few.
But, a word of wisdom; it may feel like your life is ruined and that things are never going to get better, and if you decide to continue to let it eat away at your confidence and happiness then it won't. But you've got to rise above it, things will only improve if you put everything behind you and move forward. Hang in there!
Are you ready for 40 questions?
1: Are you ready for 40 questions?
well actually there's only 39 after this... but yeah go for it.
2: Was your last relationship a mistake?
i wouldn't go so far as to say it was a 'mistake', but it certainly wasn't healthy otherwise it wouldnt've ended.
3: Do you miss your last relationship?
sometimes, but it's hard to tell if i miss him or just miss being in a relationship.
4: Who did you last say "i love you" to?
Maximus, 'cause he's a babe and i was trying to bribe him.
5: Do you regret it?
nonono! if i was going to regret it, why would i say it? plus i got a hug out of it so...
6: Have you ever been depressed?
already am, my friend.
7: Are you a boy or girl?
girl.
8: Are you insecure?
i find it hard to trust people, if that counts?
9: What is your relationship status?
single.
10: How do you want to die?
i don't necessarily 'want' to but, given the choice, quickly and painlessly.
11: What did you last eat?
pizza. 'cause i'm a fat shit.
12: Have you played any sports?
not in a team, no. at school, yes.
13: Do you bite your nails?
all the time.
14: When was your last physical fight?
ages ago.
15: Do you have an attitude?
at times.
16: Do you like someone?
yup. haha.
17: What is your real name?
Charlotte...
18: Have you ever read a book?
yes, many.
19: Are you gonna get high later?
no, i'm gonna go to bed.
20: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
ohhhh yes. with a passion.
21: Do you miss someone?
yes! a few people actually.
22: Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl. what kind of strange person cuts it?
23: Do you tan a lot?
only in summer.
24: Have any pets?
yeah; dog, gerbil, guinea-pigs and fish.
25: How exactly are you feeling?
pretty shit actually, to be frank.
26: Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
yes... obviously.
27: Ever made out in a bathroom?
not to my recollection.
28: Would you take any of your exes back?
probably a minority of them.
29: Are you scared of spiders?
only big fat hairy ones.
30: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
definitely, i'd go right back to the beginning and do it all again.
31: Do you regret anything from your past?
many, many things.
32: What are your plans for this weekend?
spend christmas with the family.
33: Do you want to have kids?
one day maybe/undecided.
34: Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
yes, i think.
35: Do you type fast?
very.
36: Do you have piercings?
yes, ears.
37: Want anymore?
yup, bellybutton and nose.
38: Can you spell well?
i should think so. antidisestablishmentarianism.
39: Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes.
40: What are you craving right now?
nothing really.
well actually there's only 39 after this... but yeah go for it.
2: Was your last relationship a mistake?
i wouldn't go so far as to say it was a 'mistake', but it certainly wasn't healthy otherwise it wouldnt've ended.
3: Do you miss your last relationship?
sometimes, but it's hard to tell if i miss him or just miss being in a relationship.
4: Who did you last say "i love you" to?
Maximus, 'cause he's a babe and i was trying to bribe him.
5: Do you regret it?
nonono! if i was going to regret it, why would i say it? plus i got a hug out of it so...
6: Have you ever been depressed?
already am, my friend.
7: Are you a boy or girl?
girl.
8: Are you insecure?
i find it hard to trust people, if that counts?
9: What is your relationship status?
single.
10: How do you want to die?
i don't necessarily 'want' to but, given the choice, quickly and painlessly.
11: What did you last eat?
pizza. 'cause i'm a fat shit.
12: Have you played any sports?
not in a team, no. at school, yes.
13: Do you bite your nails?
all the time.
14: When was your last physical fight?
ages ago.
15: Do you have an attitude?
at times.
16: Do you like someone?
yup. haha.
17: What is your real name?
Charlotte...
18: Have you ever read a book?
yes, many.
19: Are you gonna get high later?
no, i'm gonna go to bed.
20: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
ohhhh yes. with a passion.
21: Do you miss someone?
yes! a few people actually.
22: Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl. what kind of strange person cuts it?
23: Do you tan a lot?
only in summer.
24: Have any pets?
yeah; dog, gerbil, guinea-pigs and fish.
25: How exactly are you feeling?
pretty shit actually, to be frank.
26: Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
yes... obviously.
27: Ever made out in a bathroom?
not to my recollection.
28: Would you take any of your exes back?
probably a minority of them.
29: Are you scared of spiders?
only big fat hairy ones.
30: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
definitely, i'd go right back to the beginning and do it all again.
31: Do you regret anything from your past?
many, many things.
32: What are your plans for this weekend?
spend christmas with the family.
33: Do you want to have kids?
one day maybe/undecided.
34: Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
yes, i think.
35: Do you type fast?
very.
36: Do you have piercings?
yes, ears.
37: Want anymore?
yup, bellybutton and nose.
38: Can you spell well?
i should think so. antidisestablishmentarianism.
39: Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes.
40: What are you craving right now?
nothing really.
Fairisle. ♥
These are my slippers, and I love them. Anyways, spent the weekend up in Essex to deliver presents and see family (and go shopping hehe). I'm fairly happy to be honest, and i'm not entirely sure why? I shouldn't be; 6 exams in January (2 English, 2 Math, Biology, Chemistry and Physics) that are stressing me out big time.But...
4 days 'til Christmas! yay! :)
Thursday, 15 December 2011
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
SNOW ALREADY!
Rain, I can deal with; but when solid lumps of frozen water pelt down from the sky and onto your face, it drives me mad! I can accept the coldness if we get some snow out of it, but this is just taking the piss.
Anyways, just 2 more days until the Christmas holidays! :D
I'm off, my fingers fell like they're about to fall off. Toodles/have a nice winter. Don't freeze.
Anyways, just 2 more days until the Christmas holidays! :D
I'm off, my fingers fell like they're about to fall off. Toodles/have a nice winter. Don't freeze.
Friday, 9 December 2011
It's so cold!
is it weird that I kinda want to go in the sea? Even though I'll come out as an ice cube?
Thursday, 8 December 2011
:)
Depression and anxiety disorders are not a sign of weakness. They are signs that you've been trying to be strong for too long.
Wednesday, 7 December 2011
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
I'm one happy bunny! ♥
| SUBJECT | GRADE |
| English Language | A |
| English Literature | C |
| Citizenship | A |
| Graphics | B |
| Maths | A |
| Media Studies | C |
| Science: Biology | A* |
| Science: Chemistry | A* |
| Science:Physics | A |
This has massively lightened my mood, to say the least! Also, I've been given free roam of the ELC, meaning I can choose when I want to go to lessons and when I don't. I can also drop business soon to focus on other stuff. Happy happy happy. ♥
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Downtown Legoville: Stop-motion is tedious!
Downtown Legoville: Stop-motion is tedious!: As part of my media coursework, me and my project partner have decided to make a Lego stop-motion music video to the song 'All Star' by Smas...
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