Will: "Oh no, I don't smoke, because what's that thing you get when you smoke?"
Neil: "Sex?"
Will: "No Neil, cancer."
Will: "Call the ambulance and tell them I'm in a bubble and everything is very flat."
Will: "You're going away with a facebook stalker? Where's he taking you, a ditch off the A30?"
Neil: "Let's go back in the living room?"
Will: "How's that going to help?"
Neil: "I just farted in here."
Will: "You're like a plague of toast-eating locusts!"
Simon's Dad: "Her knickers were about as wet as a horse in the Sahara."
Neil: "It's alright Si, we can rescue it in the morning when the tide's out."
Simon: "It's a lake Neil, the tide doesn't go out!"
Jay's Dad: "Well he's a total bullshitter then, 'cause the only pussy he's ever touched was his mums when he fell out of it."
Jay: "Where've you been, wanking over your mum's bras?"
Will: "Well seeing as she's my mum, probably not."
Jay: "Well can I have them then?"
Saturday, 24 December 2011
Friday, 23 December 2011
When boredom kicks in...
Today, it was raining and there was absolutely nothing to do, so I thought to myself: "I know, I'm going to learn all the lyrics for Ed Sheeran's 'You Need Me, I Don't Need You' off by heart, 'cause I'm pro".
And I did it! But now my Mum thinks I'm mental and I'm out of breath. I'm going to type up the words from memory (the following is not copied and pasted, I promise!)
Now I'm in town, break it down, thinking of making a new sound,
playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd,
that's you now, ciao, seems that life is great now,
see me lose focus as I sing to you loud.
I can't no I won't hush, I say the words that make you blush,
I'm gonna sing this now (ow ow).
See I'm true, my songs are where my heart is,
I'm like glue, I stick to other artists,
I'm not you, now that would be disastrous,
let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures.
See I'm real, I do it all it's all me,
I'm not fake, don't ever call me lazy,
I won't stay put give me the chance to be free,
Suffolk sadly seems to sort of suffocate me.
[Chorus]
I sing I write my own tune and I write my own verse, hell,
don't need another wordsmith to make my tune sell,
call yourself a singer-writer you're just bluffing,
name's on the credits and you didn't write nothing.
I sing fast, I know that all my shit's cool,
I will blast and I didn't go to Brit School,
I came past with the way I act, right,
I can't last if I'm smoking on a crack pipe.
And I won't be a product of my genre,
my mind will always be stronger, than my songs are,
never believe the bullshit that fake guys feed to ya,
always read the stories that you hear on Wikipedia.
And musically I'm demonstrating,
when I perform live feels like I am meditating,
Times at the Enterprise when some fella filmed me,
young singer-writer like a Gabrielle Climi.
[Chorus]
'Cause with the lyrics I'll be aiming it right,
I won't stop 'til my name's in lights, at stadium heights,
with Damien Rice, on red carpets,
now I'm on Arabian Nights,
because I'm young I know my brother's gonna give me advice.
Long-nighter, short height and I'm going hyper,
never be anything but a singer song writer,
yeah the game's over but now i'm on a new level,
watch how I step on the track without a loop pedal.
People think that I'm bound to blow up,
I've been around about a thousand shows,
but I haven't got a house plus I live on the couch,
so you believe the lyrics when I'm singing them out.
From day one I've been prepared, with V05 wax for my ginger hair,
so now I'm, back to the sofa giving a dose of what the future holds,
because it's another day,
plus I keep my last name forever, keep this genre pretty basic,
gonna be breaking into other people's tunes when I chase it,
and replace it with the elephant in the room with a facelift,
into another rapper's shoes using new laces.
I'm selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the papers,
selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the majors,
Nationwide tour with Just Jack, still had to get the bus back,
clean-cut kid without a razor for the moustache,
I hit back, when the pen hurts me,
I'm still a choir boy in a Fenchurch tee,
I'm the same as a year ago, but more people hear me though,
according the Myspace and YouTube videos.
I'm always doing shows, if I'm not I'm in the studio,
truly broke, never growing up, call me Rufio,
melody music maker, reading all the papers,
they say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator.
And I did it! But now my Mum thinks I'm mental and I'm out of breath. I'm going to type up the words from memory (the following is not copied and pasted, I promise!)
Now I'm in town, break it down, thinking of making a new sound,
playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd,
that's you now, ciao, seems that life is great now,
see me lose focus as I sing to you loud.
I can't no I won't hush, I say the words that make you blush,
I'm gonna sing this now (ow ow).
See I'm true, my songs are where my heart is,
I'm like glue, I stick to other artists,
I'm not you, now that would be disastrous,
let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures.
See I'm real, I do it all it's all me,
I'm not fake, don't ever call me lazy,
I won't stay put give me the chance to be free,
Suffolk sadly seems to sort of suffocate me.
[Chorus]
I sing I write my own tune and I write my own verse, hell,
don't need another wordsmith to make my tune sell,
call yourself a singer-writer you're just bluffing,
name's on the credits and you didn't write nothing.
I sing fast, I know that all my shit's cool,
I will blast and I didn't go to Brit School,
I came past with the way I act, right,
I can't last if I'm smoking on a crack pipe.
And I won't be a product of my genre,
my mind will always be stronger, than my songs are,
never believe the bullshit that fake guys feed to ya,
always read the stories that you hear on Wikipedia.
And musically I'm demonstrating,
when I perform live feels like I am meditating,
Times at the Enterprise when some fella filmed me,
young singer-writer like a Gabrielle Climi.
[Chorus]
'Cause with the lyrics I'll be aiming it right,
I won't stop 'til my name's in lights, at stadium heights,
with Damien Rice, on red carpets,
now I'm on Arabian Nights,
because I'm young I know my brother's gonna give me advice.
Long-nighter, short height and I'm going hyper,
never be anything but a singer song writer,
yeah the game's over but now i'm on a new level,
watch how I step on the track without a loop pedal.
People think that I'm bound to blow up,
I've been around about a thousand shows,
but I haven't got a house plus I live on the couch,
so you believe the lyrics when I'm singing them out.
From day one I've been prepared, with V05 wax for my ginger hair,
so now I'm, back to the sofa giving a dose of what the future holds,
because it's another day,
plus I keep my last name forever, keep this genre pretty basic,
gonna be breaking into other people's tunes when I chase it,
and replace it with the elephant in the room with a facelift,
into another rapper's shoes using new laces.
I'm selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the papers,
selling CD's from my rucksack, aiming for the majors,
Nationwide tour with Just Jack, still had to get the bus back,
clean-cut kid without a razor for the moustache,
I hit back, when the pen hurts me,
I'm still a choir boy in a Fenchurch tee,
I'm the same as a year ago, but more people hear me though,
according the Myspace and YouTube videos.
I'm always doing shows, if I'm not I'm in the studio,
truly broke, never growing up, call me Rufio,
melody music maker, reading all the papers,
they say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator.
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
I've been doing some serious thinking and...
...some people are assholes.
It's taken me this long to work out that a majority of people in life aren't even worth shitting on; it's funny when you look at people and remember the past-the time and money you've pretty much wasted on total shit'eads.
There's still people I can rely on though! Max, Dave, Dan, Matt, Charlie, Brandon, Briony and Amelia to name a few.
But, a word of wisdom; it may feel like your life is ruined and that things are never going to get better, and if you decide to continue to let it eat away at your confidence and happiness then it won't. But you've got to rise above it, things will only improve if you put everything behind you and move forward. Hang in there!
It's taken me this long to work out that a majority of people in life aren't even worth shitting on; it's funny when you look at people and remember the past-the time and money you've pretty much wasted on total shit'eads.
There's still people I can rely on though! Max, Dave, Dan, Matt, Charlie, Brandon, Briony and Amelia to name a few.
But, a word of wisdom; it may feel like your life is ruined and that things are never going to get better, and if you decide to continue to let it eat away at your confidence and happiness then it won't. But you've got to rise above it, things will only improve if you put everything behind you and move forward. Hang in there!
Are you ready for 40 questions?
1: Are you ready for 40 questions?
well actually there's only 39 after this... but yeah go for it.
2: Was your last relationship a mistake?
i wouldn't go so far as to say it was a 'mistake', but it certainly wasn't healthy otherwise it wouldnt've ended.
3: Do you miss your last relationship?
sometimes, but it's hard to tell if i miss him or just miss being in a relationship.
4: Who did you last say "i love you" to?
Maximus, 'cause he's a babe and i was trying to bribe him.
5: Do you regret it?
nonono! if i was going to regret it, why would i say it? plus i got a hug out of it so...
6: Have you ever been depressed?
already am, my friend.
7: Are you a boy or girl?
girl.
8: Are you insecure?
i find it hard to trust people, if that counts?
9: What is your relationship status?
single.
10: How do you want to die?
i don't necessarily 'want' to but, given the choice, quickly and painlessly.
11: What did you last eat?
pizza. 'cause i'm a fat shit.
12: Have you played any sports?
not in a team, no. at school, yes.
13: Do you bite your nails?
all the time.
14: When was your last physical fight?
ages ago.
15: Do you have an attitude?
at times.
16: Do you like someone?
yup. haha.
17: What is your real name?
Charlotte...
18: Have you ever read a book?
yes, many.
19: Are you gonna get high later?
no, i'm gonna go to bed.
20: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
ohhhh yes. with a passion.
21: Do you miss someone?
yes! a few people actually.
22: Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl. what kind of strange person cuts it?
23: Do you tan a lot?
only in summer.
24: Have any pets?
yeah; dog, gerbil, guinea-pigs and fish.
25: How exactly are you feeling?
pretty shit actually, to be frank.
26: Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
yes... obviously.
27: Ever made out in a bathroom?
not to my recollection.
28: Would you take any of your exes back?
probably a minority of them.
29: Are you scared of spiders?
only big fat hairy ones.
30: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
definitely, i'd go right back to the beginning and do it all again.
31: Do you regret anything from your past?
many, many things.
32: What are your plans for this weekend?
spend christmas with the family.
33: Do you want to have kids?
one day maybe/undecided.
34: Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
yes, i think.
35: Do you type fast?
very.
36: Do you have piercings?
yes, ears.
37: Want anymore?
yup, bellybutton and nose.
38: Can you spell well?
i should think so. antidisestablishmentarianism.
39: Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes.
40: What are you craving right now?
nothing really.
well actually there's only 39 after this... but yeah go for it.
2: Was your last relationship a mistake?
i wouldn't go so far as to say it was a 'mistake', but it certainly wasn't healthy otherwise it wouldnt've ended.
3: Do you miss your last relationship?
sometimes, but it's hard to tell if i miss him or just miss being in a relationship.
4: Who did you last say "i love you" to?
Maximus, 'cause he's a babe and i was trying to bribe him.
5: Do you regret it?
nonono! if i was going to regret it, why would i say it? plus i got a hug out of it so...
6: Have you ever been depressed?
already am, my friend.
7: Are you a boy or girl?
girl.
8: Are you insecure?
i find it hard to trust people, if that counts?
9: What is your relationship status?
single.
10: How do you want to die?
i don't necessarily 'want' to but, given the choice, quickly and painlessly.
11: What did you last eat?
pizza. 'cause i'm a fat shit.
12: Have you played any sports?
not in a team, no. at school, yes.
13: Do you bite your nails?
all the time.
14: When was your last physical fight?
ages ago.
15: Do you have an attitude?
at times.
16: Do you like someone?
yup. haha.
17: What is your real name?
Charlotte...
18: Have you ever read a book?
yes, many.
19: Are you gonna get high later?
no, i'm gonna go to bed.
20: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
ohhhh yes. with a passion.
21: Do you miss someone?
yes! a few people actually.
22: Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl. what kind of strange person cuts it?
23: Do you tan a lot?
only in summer.
24: Have any pets?
yeah; dog, gerbil, guinea-pigs and fish.
25: How exactly are you feeling?
pretty shit actually, to be frank.
26: Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
yes... obviously.
27: Ever made out in a bathroom?
not to my recollection.
28: Would you take any of your exes back?
probably a minority of them.
29: Are you scared of spiders?
only big fat hairy ones.
30: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
definitely, i'd go right back to the beginning and do it all again.
31: Do you regret anything from your past?
many, many things.
32: What are your plans for this weekend?
spend christmas with the family.
33: Do you want to have kids?
one day maybe/undecided.
34: Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
yes, i think.
35: Do you type fast?
very.
36: Do you have piercings?
yes, ears.
37: Want anymore?
yup, bellybutton and nose.
38: Can you spell well?
i should think so. antidisestablishmentarianism.
39: Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes.
40: What are you craving right now?
nothing really.
Fairisle. ♥
These are my slippers, and I love them. Anyways, spent the weekend up in Essex to deliver presents and see family (and go shopping hehe). I'm fairly happy to be honest, and i'm not entirely sure why? I shouldn't be; 6 exams in January (2 English, 2 Math, Biology, Chemistry and Physics) that are stressing me out big time.But...
4 days 'til Christmas! yay! :)
Thursday, 15 December 2011
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
SNOW ALREADY!
Rain, I can deal with; but when solid lumps of frozen water pelt down from the sky and onto your face, it drives me mad! I can accept the coldness if we get some snow out of it, but this is just taking the piss.
Anyways, just 2 more days until the Christmas holidays! :D
I'm off, my fingers fell like they're about to fall off. Toodles/have a nice winter. Don't freeze.
Anyways, just 2 more days until the Christmas holidays! :D
I'm off, my fingers fell like they're about to fall off. Toodles/have a nice winter. Don't freeze.
Friday, 9 December 2011
It's so cold!
is it weird that I kinda want to go in the sea? Even though I'll come out as an ice cube?
Thursday, 8 December 2011
:)
Depression and anxiety disorders are not a sign of weakness. They are signs that you've been trying to be strong for too long.
Wednesday, 7 December 2011
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
I'm one happy bunny! ♥
| SUBJECT | GRADE |
| English Language | A |
| English Literature | C |
| Citizenship | A |
| Graphics | B |
| Maths | A |
| Media Studies | C |
| Science: Biology | A* |
| Science: Chemistry | A* |
| Science:Physics | A |
This has massively lightened my mood, to say the least! Also, I've been given free roam of the ELC, meaning I can choose when I want to go to lessons and when I don't. I can also drop business soon to focus on other stuff. Happy happy happy. ♥
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Downtown Legoville: Stop-motion is tedious!
Downtown Legoville: Stop-motion is tedious!: As part of my media coursework, me and my project partner have decided to make a Lego stop-motion music video to the song 'All Star' by Smas...
Wednesday, 30 November 2011
A guide to healthy eating.
I've got my five a day sorted:
drink Sprite (1)
eat chips (2)
...with tomato ketchup (1)
and finish the day with some wine (1)
drink Sprite (1)
eat chips (2)
...with tomato ketchup (1)
and finish the day with some wine (1)
Tuesday, 29 November 2011
Depression is an illness, not a mood.
| Disorder | Your Score |
|---|---|
| Major Depression: | High-Moderate |
| Dysthymia: | Moderate |
| Bipolar Disorder: | High-Moderate |
| Cyclothymia: | Extremely High |
| Seasonal Affective Disorder: | High-Moderate |
| Postpartum Depression: | N/A |
| Take the Depression Test | |
Mad World.
And I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams which I'm dying,
are the best I've ever had.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams which I'm dying,
are the best I've ever had.
Monday, 28 November 2011
Einstein.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it's stupid.
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
Anybody ready for a confession?
Here it is...
I love Lego!
Yeah, that's right, a fifteen year old girl spends all her money on constructional plastic bricks, and has a whole room filled with it - all built up with roads and people. :)
I guess it's my collectable.
Yeah, that's right, a fifteen year old girl spends all her money on constructional plastic bricks, and has a whole room filled with it - all built up with roads and people. :)
I guess it's my collectable.
The reality of fear.
We're not scared of the dark, we're scared of what's in it.
We're not afraid of heights, we're afraid of falling.
We're not scared of the people around us, we're scared of rejection.
We're not afraid to love, we're afraid of not being loved back.
We're not afraid to let go, we're afraid of the reality that they've gone.
And we're not afraid to try again; we're afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.♥
We're not afraid of heights, we're afraid of falling.
We're not scared of the people around us, we're scared of rejection.
We're not afraid to love, we're afraid of not being loved back.
We're not afraid to let go, we're afraid of the reality that they've gone.
And we're not afraid to try again; we're afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.♥
Saturday, 19 November 2011
I believe we can fly.
There is hope in this life,
There is fear in these eyes,
I believe we can fly,
Through the hole in the sky.
Friday, 18 November 2011
Sometimes I get a good feeling!
What a tune! Not appropriate right now though, I feel terrible. Flu sucks.
Also, I read this earlier:
"Never let someone be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option".
Now, that's appropriate.
Kinda pissed that everyone's out clubbing having fun and I'm stuck at home with a headache and a throat that feels like a chainsaw. Anyways, I spent the last 2 days off school doing nothing but graphics coursework (trust me, it look awesome) and I got accepted into sixth form! :)
Peace out?
Monday, 14 November 2011
The History Boys
...is a novel by Alan Bennett that we're studying in English. One of the teachers, Hector, says:
"I count examinations as the enemy of education".
How annoyingly true! There's no way an exam is a true reflection of your abilty; if anything, it's a test of how good your memory is.
Hmm, rant over. I like trains.
How annoyingly true! There's no way an exam is a true reflection of your abilty; if anything, it's a test of how good your memory is.
Hmm, rant over. I like trains.
Saturday, 12 November 2011
When I'm sad, I just listen to Gym Class Heroes and I'm a happy bunny again.
Tough week - mock exams, friend issues and the usual crap. I think Physics has taken my mind of things though, I spent the whole night trying to understand an A4 sheet of my teacher's scribbles, and now I get it and have a headache.
Also, I'm trying to finish my novel, which is proving to be difficult. Anyway, I'll blog later when I have something interesting to blog about :)
Monday, 7 November 2011
Happy Guy Fawkes. :)
We went down the beach to see the local firework display, then came home to a bonfire and our own firework display with sparklers. :)
I quite like these photos, they prove that you don't need a good camera to take a good photo (these were taken on my 5 megapixel phone camera).
Aaannndddd I've had exams all of today, which was proper rubbish.
I quite like these photos, they prove that you don't need a good camera to take a good photo (these were taken on my 5 megapixel phone camera).
Aaannndddd I've had exams all of today, which was proper rubbish.
Thursday, 3 November 2011
Tuesday, 1 November 2011
which one?
I'm (hopefully) off to a UV foam halloween party at a club, and I think i'm going as a devil. These dresses are options:
 |  |
| Dorothy Perkins "Red pleat boob tube dress" £24 | Dorothy Perkins "Red jewelled waist dress" £30 |
Ms. C. Soraia.
If a great wave shall fall
It'll fall upon us all
And between the sand and stone
Could you make it on your own?
If I could, then I would
I’ll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low
I’ll go wherever you will go...
It'll fall upon us all
And between the sand and stone
Could you make it on your own?
If I could, then I would
I’ll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low
Let's start from scratch.
Hello, I'm Charlotte. I have just discovered how real the following statement is:
"Life is a rollercoaster; it's full of ups and downs."
Except, my life is a shitty rollercoaster with no tense inclines at all. Instead, it slopes upwards ever so slightly, then plummets below ground level, and keeps going. There are a few twists and turns, mostly unexpected; maybe one or two loop-the-loops thrown in there too.
Basically, everything's pretty pants right now, to put it nicely. I'm trying to juggle a demanding social life (clubbing, seeing mates) around a hectic school life (revision, coursework) and it's just stressing me out. Then there's boy issues, and stressy little cow issues, and the fact that Cornwall is f*ing freezing right now, and it's only bound to get colder.
This isn't a good start, I know, but it seems like every time something good happens (in this case, I've discovered who deserve my friendship and who should, quite frankly, grow the fuck up) something crap follows.
I'm going to shut up now.
Except, my life is a shitty rollercoaster with no tense inclines at all. Instead, it slopes upwards ever so slightly, then plummets below ground level, and keeps going. There are a few twists and turns, mostly unexpected; maybe one or two loop-the-loops thrown in there too.
Basically, everything's pretty pants right now, to put it nicely. I'm trying to juggle a demanding social life (clubbing, seeing mates) around a hectic school life (revision, coursework) and it's just stressing me out. Then there's boy issues, and stressy little cow issues, and the fact that Cornwall is f*ing freezing right now, and it's only bound to get colder.
This isn't a good start, I know, but it seems like every time something good happens (in this case, I've discovered who deserve my friendship and who should, quite frankly, grow the fuck up) something crap follows.
I'm going to shut up now.
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
Sometimes I look at my life and just think, what the fuck am I doing here?
Plenty of people in my life are, to put it nicely, complete fucktards.
Emotional song? I think so.
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Sod's Law.
Right, so I spent 8 hours yesterday night finishing and typing up my Physics coursework because today was supposedly the deadline. My teacher didn't check it, and said that it has to be in on friday instead.
I had the first part of my biology coursework due in for today too, which I done ridiculously early this morning, just instead of doing the plan for homework and the results during lesson time, I done it the other way around and collected data for the write-up. I got sworn and shouted at by my biology teacher (because apparently wasting all weekend collecting shitty data isn't good enough), missed all of my break time and was shunned, alongside people who genuinely didn't do anything for homework.
Basically, I wasted all my time yesterday and this morning for jack squat, and I'm fuming.
Also, I have coursework due in for graphics tomorrow but every time I go down to the DT room to get it, the door's locked. Knowing my luck (sod's law), my teacher will actually check it, do the same as my biology teacher and completey ignore the fact that I'm too busy trying to meet other subject deadlines to worry too much about something that doesn't have to be completed fully until Easter 2012.
I have a feeling a very fat physicist and a grumpy bitch of a biology teacher will die tonight. With any luck.
Sunday, 25 September 2011
Favourite Games.
Metro.Siberia.
Basically you're a flying cursor in a strange neon land where you need to hit the space bar to add thrust, which prevents gravity pulling you down. You can't make contact with any 'buildings', 'objects', floors or ceilings.
Treasure Seas Inc.
When you're reallyyyyy bored, this game entertains you for ages. Steer your boat to a location, drop the submarine, grab the treasure and use the money to buy upgrades (floodlight, battery pack, plating etc).
Basically you're a flying cursor in a strange neon land where you need to hit the space bar to add thrust, which prevents gravity pulling you down. You can't make contact with any 'buildings', 'objects', floors or ceilings.
Fancy Pants Adventures. (Worlds 1 and 2)
Playing as a stick man wearing fancy pants, this platform game guides you around various different levels collecting snail shells, squashing spiders, sliding down oil-covered hills and more.
Playing as a stick man wearing fancy pants, this platform game guides you around various different levels collecting snail shells, squashing spiders, sliding down oil-covered hills and more.
Treasure Seas Inc.
When you're reallyyyyy bored, this game entertains you for ages. Steer your boat to a location, drop the submarine, grab the treasure and use the money to buy upgrades (floodlight, battery pack, plating etc).
Red Ball.
A platform game where you, the ball, rolls and jumps through levels to reach the flag whilst avoiding the dangers.
A platform game where you, the ball, rolls and jumps through levels to reach the flag whilst avoiding the dangers.
Saturday, 24 September 2011
Thursday, 22 September 2011
Thursday, 8 September 2011
You Need Me Man, I Don't Need You.
Again, haven't updated in a while; sorry. I'd been out most days and hadn't got round to posting anything. Well, I have nothing else to do today so here goes...
Firstly, Alton Towers was proper amazing! I dragged my family onto every ride possible and got loads of photos to save for the memories.
The day after we got back (Friday), my ex-boyfriend (who I'm currently mates with) made me watch a crap film at Dave's that apparently gave him nightmares and disrupted his sleep for weeks. Seriously... it was slow, unbelievable and predictable. Look it up - 'The Fourth Kind'.
I spent the following weekend at Dave's chilling, and on Monday my best friend Max finally got back from Birmingham so I met him and yet again, we ended up at Dave's.
On Tuesday I went back to school and am now stressed due to assessments, coursework and exams all over the place. Afterwards, I was at Dave's again with Max and we ordered pizza from Domino's, which was lush.
Yesterday I done exactly the same thing (without the pizza obviously, I'm not that greedy) but our mate joined us.
Today... Max isn't available, I think Dave's getting bored/annoyed with me and there's no-one else to hang out with so hence forth a 'fun-filled' evening with my parents.
Firstly, Alton Towers was proper amazing! I dragged my family onto every ride possible and got loads of photos to save for the memories.
The day after we got back (Friday), my ex-boyfriend (who I'm currently mates with) made me watch a crap film at Dave's that apparently gave him nightmares and disrupted his sleep for weeks. Seriously... it was slow, unbelievable and predictable. Look it up - 'The Fourth Kind'.
I spent the following weekend at Dave's chilling, and on Monday my best friend Max finally got back from Birmingham so I met him and yet again, we ended up at Dave's.
On Tuesday I went back to school and am now stressed due to assessments, coursework and exams all over the place. Afterwards, I was at Dave's again with Max and we ordered pizza from Domino's, which was lush.
Yesterday I done exactly the same thing (without the pizza obviously, I'm not that greedy) but our mate joined us.
Today... Max isn't available, I think Dave's getting bored/annoyed with me and there's no-one else to hang out with so hence forth a 'fun-filled' evening with my parents.
Monday, 29 August 2011
Haha.
So, sorry for the long time no update. Shit's happened. :')
But, here's a very appropriate song:
How about that? I'm single. And now I have no friends. Isn't life great?
Oh well, Alton Towers with family tomorrow (at least they never let you down) so photo and blog to appear on friday when i get back.
Over and out.
But, here's a very appropriate song:
How about that? I'm single. And now I have no friends. Isn't life great?
Oh well, Alton Towers with family tomorrow (at least they never let you down) so photo and blog to appear on friday when i get back.
Over and out.
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
David Guetta! ♥
You've got me dancin' and cryin'
Rollin' and flyin'
Love don't let me go
You've got me drownin' in a river
Cold but in fever
Love don't let me go
Rollin' and flyin'
Love don't let me go
You've got me drownin' in a river
Cold but in fever
Love don't let me go
Romford Shopping Centre Is Awesome!
So, went for a little shop today... when I say "little" I actually mean "big and tiresome". Anyways, I bought that jacket, a playsuit and tons of pants from Primark. :)
Monday, 22 August 2011
Techno.
On Thursday, my friend Cara went home and I went to Dave's again to hang around with him and his mate i befriended on Wednesday.
On Friday we left home at 10.30am and got stuck in tons of traffic, so it took 9½ hours to get to Essex when it should have only taken 6 maximum. Anyways, we spent the night at a hotel.
On Saturday it was my cousin's wedding, and it rained all day until the end of the ceremony. The reception was awesome with a buffet and some good DJ's, and I got to dance with my family who I hadn't seen in ages. We got back to my brother's house (where we're now staying) at 1.30 next morning.
On Sunday we went to visit my aunt and nan after buying some jeggings at Tesco (all of mine have holes in).
On Monday we went to see my great aunt and mum's sister, then went back to Tesco to buy some more jeggings and 'Dead Silence' on DVD (a horror film I watched at Dave's).
On Friday we left home at 10.30am and got stuck in tons of traffic, so it took 9½ hours to get to Essex when it should have only taken 6 maximum. Anyways, we spent the night at a hotel.
On Saturday it was my cousin's wedding, and it rained all day until the end of the ceremony. The reception was awesome with a buffet and some good DJ's, and I got to dance with my family who I hadn't seen in ages. We got back to my brother's house (where we're now staying) at 1.30 next morning.
On Sunday we went to visit my aunt and nan after buying some jeggings at Tesco (all of mine have holes in).
On Monday we went to see my great aunt and mum's sister, then went back to Tesco to buy some more jeggings and 'Dead Silence' on DVD (a horror film I watched at Dave's).
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
More Scary Movies.
On Monday I went to Plymouth with my niece to buy a dres for a family wedding and some shoes, which are awesome, and some other clothes. Then me and Cara went to see my mate really late at night walking behind a bunch of evil looking chavs (well, all chavs are evil looking).
On Tuesday me and Cara went to the beach, waited for my mate, gave up and went home to watch The Grudge and The Hills Have Eyes 2. My mate turned up at my house and we finished watching the film, then went down the beach and froze to death in the sea. We all crashed at mine, had a bath to warm up and snuggled up on the sofa in my duvet eating the lushest pizza ever.
On Wednesday my mate was getting a train to Bristol to get a plane to Gibraltar for 8 days, so we got up early, said goodbye and then chilled out at Dave's, struggled home, had dinner and watched Coraline. :)
On Tuesday me and Cara went to the beach, waited for my mate, gave up and went home to watch The Grudge and The Hills Have Eyes 2. My mate turned up at my house and we finished watching the film, then went down the beach and froze to death in the sea. We all crashed at mine, had a bath to warm up and snuggled up on the sofa in my duvet eating the lushest pizza ever.
On Wednesday my mate was getting a train to Bristol to get a plane to Gibraltar for 8 days, so we got up early, said goodbye and then chilled out at Dave's, struggled home, had dinner and watched Coraline. :)
Sunday, 14 August 2011
Unintentional Movie Marathon.
Sorry for the long time no update, got a mate (Cara) down and been out most days. :)
On Thursday I saw my mates in town and watched a film at Dave's (Creep), which was awful.
Friday, me and Cara went down the beach in the morning, came back to watch 'Boogeyman' and then went back down after dinner.
On Saturday, we done the same except we watched 'The Omen' and 'Candyman' and a friend joined us for a paddle in the evening.
Today me and Cara went into town to shop for a bikini, met my mate there and introduced the two, then we went down the beach. The waves were massive and my mate had to stop us from drowning, so we sunbathed for a bit and went to a different beach. Nobody came in the sea with me so I went for a swim by myself and then we all went back to Dave;s to watch 'Dead Silence', which we gave up watching because we were all shitting ourselves. I had to walk home in the cold and dark with my bikini and cardigan on, which sucked, and Cara freaked out when we walked through a pitch black alleyway after we had an interesting conversation with a hitch-hiker.
On Thursday I saw my mates in town and watched a film at Dave's (Creep), which was awful.
Friday, me and Cara went down the beach in the morning, came back to watch 'Boogeyman' and then went back down after dinner.
On Saturday, we done the same except we watched 'The Omen' and 'Candyman' and a friend joined us for a paddle in the evening.
Today me and Cara went into town to shop for a bikini, met my mate there and introduced the two, then we went down the beach. The waves were massive and my mate had to stop us from drowning, so we sunbathed for a bit and went to a different beach. Nobody came in the sea with me so I went for a swim by myself and then we all went back to Dave;s to watch 'Dead Silence', which we gave up watching because we were all shitting ourselves. I had to walk home in the cold and dark with my bikini and cardigan on, which sucked, and Cara freaked out when we walked through a pitch black alleyway after we had an interesting conversation with a hitch-hiker.
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Things You Didn't Know About Me.
1. I'm terrified of fish.
2. I used to have the biggest crush on Orlando Bloom.
3. I prefer raw cake mix to actual cake.
4. I hate feet, bellybuttons and armpits.
5. I only stopped playing with Barbie dolls when I was 9.
6. I can only sleep on the left hand side of the bed.
7. I have baths that can last up to 3 hours.
8. I've never been abroad.
9. I've lived in Cornwall all my life but never tried a Cornish Pasty.
10. I'm very opinionated. (okay, maybe you knew that)
11. I'm a huge dog lover.
12. I'm an accident prone.
13. I hate reading books.
14. Apparently my first phrase was "big hug" from the Teletubbies.
15. My hair's naturally blonde.
16. I get freaked out way too easily.
17. I'm stupidly impatient.
18. I'm an adrenaline junkie.
19. When I was 6, my teacher gave me a certificate because I wrote a story about ducks hunting for seaweed so they could make a birthday cake with it.
20. I gave up trying to learn how to play the guitar after a few days.
2. I used to have the biggest crush on Orlando Bloom.
3. I prefer raw cake mix to actual cake.
4. I hate feet, bellybuttons and armpits.
5. I only stopped playing with Barbie dolls when I was 9.
6. I can only sleep on the left hand side of the bed.
7. I have baths that can last up to 3 hours.
8. I've never been abroad.
9. I've lived in Cornwall all my life but never tried a Cornish Pasty.
10. I'm very opinionated. (okay, maybe you knew that)
11. I'm a huge dog lover.
12. I'm an accident prone.
13. I hate reading books.
14. Apparently my first phrase was "big hug" from the Teletubbies.
15. My hair's naturally blonde.
16. I get freaked out way too easily.
17. I'm stupidly impatient.
18. I'm an adrenaline junkie.
19. When I was 6, my teacher gave me a certificate because I wrote a story about ducks hunting for seaweed so they could make a birthday cake with it.
20. I gave up trying to learn how to play the guitar after a few days.
The Kaiser Chiefs Must Be Feeling Pretty Smug Right Now.
I think this is appropriate under the circumstances. :)
I Seriously DON'T Need Some New Friends...
Maybe I was wrong, my mates are pretty spectacular (I wonder how long this'll last). Anyways, I went to see my mate who was working and we sorted things out but he was busy after work so I hung out with my good friend Charlie. Sunshine is fabulous.
A Tribute To Maximus.
He probably won't even read this but what the hey.
Max Terry, I owe you a massive thank you for always being there for me, making sure I'm alright, giving me a hug when I need one and just generally being totally awesome to hang out with. I appreciate absolutely everything you've done for me, like cheer me up on the phone at 4 o' clock in the morning because I couldn't sleep, giving me a self-esteem boost, listening to all my problems, walking me home in the dark when i was half-asleep and always being available if I need you. I can safely say that you are one of the only people that have never let me down. I just hope you know that you're loved and appreciated. THANK YOU!
Max Terry, I owe you a massive thank you for always being there for me, making sure I'm alright, giving me a hug when I need one and just generally being totally awesome to hang out with. I appreciate absolutely everything you've done for me, like cheer me up on the phone at 4 o' clock in the morning because I couldn't sleep, giving me a self-esteem boost, listening to all my problems, walking me home in the dark when i was half-asleep and always being available if I need you. I can safely say that you are one of the only people that have never let me down. I just hope you know that you're loved and appreciated. THANK YOU!
Tuesday, 9 August 2011
Most Unsuccessful Shopping Trip Ever.
I have to go to a family wedding in 11 days so Mum took me out shopping for a dress and heels etc, but all we managed to get were new trainers. They're pretty fly though I must say. ;)
I got back at like, 4pm so thought I'd ask my 'friends' if they wanna chill for a bit after they'd finished work (they usually finish at around 6pm). I texted them nearly 2 hours ago and still haven't got a reply. Well, what more can I expect really?
I got back at like, 4pm so thought I'd ask my 'friends' if they wanna chill for a bit after they'd finished work (they usually finish at around 6pm). I texted them nearly 2 hours ago and still haven't got a reply. Well, what more can I expect really?
Monday, 8 August 2011
I Seriously Need Some New Friends...
Contrary to what I stated in my blog post "Changes", my current friends are only amazing when they want to be, which is usually not very often. Firstly there's the time when they dragged me all around town (10.3 miles in total) eventhough I had a bad leg, and then ditched me because they were too busy worrying about someone that was getting aggro. I tripped over a fence trying to catch up with them and smashed my head on the floor. When I met them later that night, they didn't even bother to ask where I went or if I was okay. The next day, they ditched me again after they'd gained all they could from the people we were with and had no use for them anymore. When I had a breakdown on the phone and, understandably, had a bit of a go at them, they hung up and rejected my calls when I was trying to apologise. They accepted my apology the next day (though didn't apologise themselves) yet didn't contact me the two following days when we'd arranged to go chill out. Despite this, I offered my support and sympathy when they had a problem, yet they didn't even mention mine. They're uncaring, inconsiderate and unfaithful. But, I'd rather have rubbish friends than none at all, and they still beat my old lot. Hmmm. I hate people...
Summer Checklist.
Go for a swim at midnight. (almost! 9pm)
Re-dye hair. (i plan on doing this soon, chocolate brown)
See mates from school. (i never bothered doing this, i was too busy with other mates, whom i'm now not friends with. lol?)
Try surfing. (never got round to it)
Sort out my laptop. (started and gave up)
Updated at 16:56 on Wednesday 2nd November 2011
Changes.
Believe it or not, this was me just over a year ago. Clearly things have changed since then and that's not just in my appearance. Aside from the obvious: the straight hair, lack of smile, puppy fat and make-up overload, my life in general is totally different. Firstly, I've got myself some proper friends - the ones pictured in the middle were okay, but don't compare to my current friends. If I'd known at the time that there are better people out there, I wouldn't have wasted so much time on them. Secondly, and as you may be able to tell, I wasn't a happy or confident person - I hid beneath my hands, had to plaster my face in make-up in order to feel even the slightest bit comfortable in my own skin, and didn't even do a good job of pretending to be happy.
Wavy hair! I don't need fake, straight hair to feel good anymore, or a ton of make-up. I spend more time with my family (First photo) and my true friends (Second photo) rather than chatting to people I barely met from behind a computer screen, because I was too worried about my appearance to go see them. Also, I guess you could say that I've slimmed out, and I'm not scared of having my photo taken - I am who I am. I have a great family, trustworthy friends and a boyfriend who I adore more than anything else in the world. I have a social life, a better figure and a happier personality. See, I'm smiling! :)
Saturday, 6 August 2011
Free Studio 5.1.5
I just thought I should tell the world about DVDVideoSoft's computer programme: Free Studio. Basically, people are always looking for ways to download music without purchasing singles on iTunes, and this is, in my opinion, the best way.
Free Studio has a professional-looking, good quality Youtube Converter and some other funky stuff: 3D video/photo making, Youtube downloader, CD burning, screen recording software and more.
1. Download Free Stuido 5.1.5
2. Open up the Youtube to MP3 Programme.
3. Find the song you want on Youtube (I recommend finding the Official video so you're guaranteed a good quality download).
4. Copy and paste the URL into the space provided.
5. Choose "Lame Insane Quality" for best result.
6. Download!
Click here to download Free Studio 5.1.5
Free Studio has a professional-looking, good quality Youtube Converter and some other funky stuff: 3D video/photo making, Youtube downloader, CD burning, screen recording software and more.
1. Download Free Stuido 5.1.5
2. Open up the Youtube to MP3 Programme.
3. Find the song you want on Youtube (I recommend finding the Official video so you're guaranteed a good quality download).
4. Copy and paste the URL into the space provided.
5. Choose "Lame Insane Quality" for best result.
6. Download!
Click here to download Free Studio 5.1.5
A Vague Introduction.
Okay, I don't usually use blog sites like this as I prefer making websites where you have total freedom, but my friend managed to persuade me on here so what the heck.
Firstly, I shall tell you a little about myself: I'm a short (5ft 5), chilled-out fifteen year old currently studying English, Maths, Biology, Chemisty, Physics, Citizenship, Graphic Design, Business Studies, ICT and Media Studies for GCSE'S. Typically, I'm into music and photography, and owe my friends and family a massive thank you for being there for me and keeping me sane. I have a 2 year old basset hound dog called Missy, who I love to bits:
...the best family anyone could ask for:
...and a gorgeous, amazing boyfriend whom I adore more than anything else in the world:
Peace out. ♥
Firstly, I shall tell you a little about myself: I'm a short (5ft 5), chilled-out fifteen year old currently studying English, Maths, Biology, Chemisty, Physics, Citizenship, Graphic Design, Business Studies, ICT and Media Studies for GCSE'S. Typically, I'm into music and photography, and owe my friends and family a massive thank you for being there for me and keeping me sane. I have a 2 year old basset hound dog called Missy, who I love to bits:
...the best family anyone could ask for:
...and a gorgeous, amazing boyfriend whom I adore more than anything else in the world:
Peace out. ♥
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